"I now know [my son] has a penis."

There are no words except, "WTF YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON HAD A VAGINA."

What four countries were fighting during the US civil war?

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what

*HEADDESK*

Are you serious?

What are they teaching in sex ed these days? Are they even really teaching sex ed anymore?

Those are the people you don't want having kids.

So today I went to K-Mart. My mom had to look at a couple of things (she didn't buy anything), and I browsed the electronics section. Which is never a good thing because then I get tempted.

I bought a video game, because I was tempted. I now own Band Hero for the DS. My band is called 'Anarchists' after my ex's band, and all the people in it (with the exception of my character) look pretty damn punk. So. My character is, of course, the singer. Being able to sing "First Date" and get like, 100,000 points for it is epic. (First Date is one of my favourite blink-182 songs.)

...Yeah. I've been playing it all morning just because. I like singing and drumming the best, even though I have fail coordination. Guitar is okay, but any longer than like, ten minutes and my wrist threatens suicide.

So I think I'm gonna MST dubbed anime. Well, the really bad ones. REVENGE ON MARK HILDRETH. I was watching G Gundam in English not that long ago and that's how I got the idea.

...which means that, if I'm gonna do this, I need to download Gundam Wing. -_-

I might not start with G Gundam though. I might actually start with Slayers just so I can make Pokemon jokes the entire time (GOURRY USE YOUR ONYX!) haha.

idk if I'll post any of it on Youtube. I might just because, but you know. If I do put them on Youtube, I might make a different one from my main account.

SO. What do you guys think of the idea? Am I batshit or does it actually sound like a good idea? I mean when you think about it, it's not that different from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 anyway, so.

Choose one of my fics or original stories and I'll do a DVD commentary for it.

You can find my stuff here (or, alternatively, at deardisclaimer). Originals: nanami_j_jaye

I'll do a voice post commentary thing to make things easier.

[EDIT] Fic DVD Commentaries:
Commentary #1 - "What Happens When You Request Batshit Stuff" [FE6, Marcus/Roy, Markus/Roy, Eliwood/Roy]
Requested by sarajayechan
.mp3 download [Mediafire]

Commentary #2 - "Melt Like Chocolate" [FE6, modern day AU, Roy/Lilina]
Requested by sarajayechan
.mp3 download [Mediafire]

WHY IS WESKER SO UGLY IN RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION

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*SOB*

Rule #1:
If you read this entry, you take the meme.

Rule #2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks.

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And here's a bonus meme.

( Bonus meme. )

1. Be more positive. You can still be cynical, but please, Jayden, be less pessimistic about life. DON'T LET NEGATIVE PEOPLE GET YOU DOWN.

2. Write every day, even if it's just a paragraph. This can help your muse and keep you busy.

3. Start and complete 365drabbles. Srsly.

4. Treat yourself every once and a while, huh?

5. Complete at least one novel. You've been slaving away on them for years now. Don't let that go to waste!

6. Take care of yourself more. Eat better. Exercise more.

7. Be more adventurous. Live a little.

8. Maybe find a boy/girlfriend?

9. Live life the way you want.

Let's see how many of these get accomplished, eh?

FALCON...PAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH.

rofl it never gets old.

I did this already, but it's officially the last day of 2009, so I'm OFFICIALLY doing this meme.

1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
I drove a car and I ACTED IN A PLAY. Oh, and I kissed a girl and--oh wait, that was last year.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
ROFL. No, and yes. I WILL DO THAT 365drabbles CHALLENGE EVEN IF IT CAUSES ME TO COMMIT SEPPUKU WITH MY LOGITECH MIC.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
I don't...think so.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not that I can recall.

5. What countries did you visit?
America.

oh wait i live here.

None.

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"Make sure the right back wheel has not hit the curb."

ROFL, that's how I parallel park. I find the curb and then adjust the car. (This way I know where the curb is in relation to the car and can figure out how close I need to go.)

Funny thing is, I know at least ten people who use that method, and one of them is Toal, whose advice on parallel parking was to wait until my mirror was in line with the door handle of the other car, back into the spot, (gently) hit the curb, and then straighten out. He said he can get into any parking space using that method, providing it's bigger than a shoebox (which means it has to be the length of his car and a little extra).

I have never failed to parallel park using that method.

and that is how I passed it on my road test. BY DOING IT THE WAY THEY TELL YOU NOT TO. Haha.

Why am I getting all these spambots coming to my LJ and commenting with bullshit stuff? I'VE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM UNTIL RECENTLY. GO AWAY. (case in point, I just got one. Urgh.)

So I went to bed at five this morning, woke up at ten to eight. Yeah, three hours of sleep. I couldn't get to sleep until so late because I was so nervous (understandably). I mean, they say "three times the charm" but pfff my family is like, cursed, so all this shit happens. ( Look at the hell I had to go through. )

BUT TODAY, I WAS GETTING MY LICENSE. I was going to be able to tell Toal and everyone else, "LOOK I'M NOT AN UTTER FAILURE AT LIFE." So then on Monday, when I go back to school, I could go, "HAY GAIZ LOOK AT WHAT I GOT," and show off my license.

( 'Three times the charm' indeed. )

TL:DR: I have my license. :D :D :D

So now I have to wait a whole year to get my actual license. But at least I can drive now, even if I can only do it between 5:01AM and 11:59PM.

I COULD SING TO THE HEAVENS but I'm not Catholic, nor to I believe in God really.

*SQUEE*

and then I took a nap for three hours and here I am.

GAIZ

GUESS WHO GOT THEIR PROVISIONAL LICENSE TODAY

THAT'S RIGHT

ME

WOO~!

Am I the only one who thinks that getting a fanfic favourited and/or put on story alert is a bigger compliment than getting a review? Because today when I saw all the + author alerts and + story alerts and + favourite alerts... I got reaaaally happy. Happier than a review would have given me. Don't get me wrong, I love reviews. I love my reviewers even. But seeing that someone liked my fic enough to favourite it or put it on story alert, even put me as their favourite author or put me on author alert--that speaks volumes. It says, "This fic was so awesome I want everyone else to see it too!" and "I like your stuff and I want to know when you get something new!"

am i of the minority here.

edited because lol I shouldn't be typing at odd hours of the morning. (it was supposed to say "am i of the minority here" instead of "am i in the majority here". That changes the entire sentence. XD)

I should be sleeping because I have my road test at 9.30, but I'm too nervous to sleep, and cramps are keeping me awake.

i don't want to do this. i'm only going to fail again. why can't we just accept that i fail at life and move on?

Melee Academy of Higher Learning for Boys: Year Four - The Final Year [Three]
“Marth…” Roy’s tone was much softer this time. “Marth… Let’s get married.”
“Isn’t that the point of getting engaged? I do believe I asked that already.”
“I meant let’s run off somewhere and elope.”
“Isn’t that what we were going to do anyway? That’s what we planned for an entire year for, correct?”
Marth, are you having a moment or something?

FFN // Dearest Disclaimer

Off to write chapter four now. I think I'll be caught up by the time break is over! ...Just in time to be thrown into more backlog due to musical.

Which is why it's important I do as much as I can now.

Feuer zu Asche, Wasser zu Eis [Six - Café au Lait]
Coffee. The problem with this coffee isn't that it's not hot--it is. You just forgot the milk again, dear.

FFN // Dearest Disclaimer

OH HAY LOOK WHAT'S THIS?

Melee Academy of Higher Learning for Boys - Year Four: The Final Year [Two]
“Where the hell is China?”
“I think I saw it in an anime once,” someone else replied. “They wear funny looking clothes and they have seven warriors who have to protect some priestess chick.”
No one questioned this, mostly because no one else had really heard of China, either, much less had visited or seen pictures. Lucario merely shook his head at his students’ stupidity and cleared his throat.

[...]

Stephenie snorted. “My mom is best friends with Wesker. He can’t do shit to me.”
“My dad’s best friends with Wesker too,” Nicholas chimed in, surprised at Stephenie’s statement.
Stephenie gave him a look. “What are you talking about? Your dad and Wesker are like, archenemies. Wesker’s out for your dad’s blood and shit.”
“I think it’s because Wesker shoves my dad against a wall and demands he call him ‘Captain’…”
Lucario promptly went to the other side of the room, as far away from the teenaged couple as possible.
“You know, you could’ve just said Wesker gave out free cookies and juice or something,” Stephenie said. “The whole ‘Captain’ thing was a little overkill.”

FFN // Dearest Disclaimer

Huzzah!

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'kay, fucking bed nao

So I had K-Birds practise today. We had two guys show up, one late. Shyam was in Florida so he had an excuse, but Delonie was nowhere to be found. And since he got a new phone and a new number, no one could text him to remind him of practies, so... Quite a few people didn't show up, but it doesn't surprise me. Genie didn't show up, but that was more of a joke than anything else. (We were talking about where Delonie was and I asked Owen, "Is Genie showing up?" and Toal went, "Is that a joke or are you being serious?" "Oh, it's a joke, Toal. We all know she never shows up.") She wants to be in K-Birds, yet she never shows up to any of the practises. (She's one of those people who wants to do everything and then when it comes time to do work she runs away.)

We went through stuff, of course. Since we were missing quite a few people, we didn't sound as good as we usually do, and Owen was the only boy who you could hear and he was kind of sick. Kelly and I had to carry the sopranos because they really don't know what they're doing. Toal had us not sing 'cause he wanted me and her to try something different and it was just... You could barely hear the sopranos. I guess Toal heard it too 'cause he didn't have me and Kelly split off from everyone else. There are like, seven of us, and you can only hear two, maybe three. How sad is that.

Today was blisteringly cold. My mom drove me to practise and then I called her afterwards. She said for me to wait so she could pick me up, but I declined 'cause Kelly was walking home. We walked together because hey, at least if you're walking in the cold together, you don't feel too retarded. She lives all the way at the end of town, by the pike (like literally right off the pike), so that's at least ten blocks away. Aside from the fact that it was really cold, it wasn't too bad. I mean, walking is good for you and everything, and I needed to get some fresh air anyway, so. I left Kelly at her house and continued on towards Passaic. In order to get to Passaic, you have to go down a steep hill. All the roads directly off it are steep hills, some worse than others. And they're doing road work, which makes things a pain in the arse.

So I was walking along Passaic when I see Toal driving. ROFL. It was the best moment of my life. Here I am contemplating random shit and he pops out of nowhere. I ended up having to go up Laurel because of the roadwork (I couldn't walk any further than it). Driving up that street's a bitch because the road is narrow and you have to floor the accelerator to go like, twenty five up it. Walking is murder. I am not out of shape by any means, but I have asthma. Laurel is almost vertical. Like, my knees were almost hitting my chest walking up it. That's how steep it is. I had to stop at every street corner so I wouldn't pass out and die or something. Then I went along the Avenue, up another side street, then along another pretty major road to get to my street.

So it was quite a treck--I walked maybe a mile and a half. It was good exercise, but I wouldn't do it very often because it's a lot. And my town is very hilly so going up a lot of hills is a pain. But it gave me time to think, which is important.

Then I got my monthly and passed out on the couch for hours. Ugh, I'm still exhausted. I could sleep for a week and still be tired.

But I got to see Toal today so that made my day ♥